Quotes I like

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"– Brian's Mother [Monty Python's Life of Brian]
"Never in the field of human conflict has so much been owed by so many to so few"– Sir Winston Churchill
"Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?"– Private Joker [Full Metal Jacket]
"If a man does his best, what else is there?"– General George S. Patton
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." – Sir Winston Churchill
"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."– John F. Kennedy
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."– Albert Einstein
"Well we've passed the test, you can let us out." "I can't. The King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you in here for 10 years."– Lister & Rimmer [Red Dwarf, Quarantine]
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."– Bob Hope